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    Cool Christmas Cards and Messages

    Just a thought, Thanks for the email Wabbits. I'll stick this one up the flag as there are a lot of threads and it is hard to keep up with you all.

    So from me & my Beautiful Thai Fiancee; my happy Thai-Aussie family, hope you all have a safe and relaxing holiday period.

    And for a bit of old humour the following;

    I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on her advice I wish to say the following:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


    Best Regards ( without prejudice )


    Name withheld ( Privacy Act ).
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    I wanted to reply but by replying i might imply or the context could be implied to support or be seen as support implied or otherwise.
    Maybe seen to be giving advise of a personal nature which i am not licenced to do in this state or any other that and the fact that a reply might in the future be seen to break the privacy laws that the state and federal governments have not yet sealed or thought of.....

    Ah fcukit ....Merry Xmas........No personal advise implied or given.
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    A Christmas Story

    'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
    He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
    Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
    I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

    I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
    Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
    The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
    The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

    Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
    Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
    And just when I thought that things would get better
    Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
    They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
    Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

    And the kids these days--they all are the pits
    They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
    I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
    Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
    I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
    They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

    Flying through the air...dodging the trees
    Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
    I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
    I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

    There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
    I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
    "Of course you love me darling, I handsome man 55555"

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    When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.


    Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.


    Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.


    Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.


    The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'


    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.


    Not a lot of people know this.
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    Last edited by justcruzing1; 23rd December 2011 at 23:13.
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    Sorry, have uploaded vidio, but it won't display?? what have I done wrong?? help please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PatongBeachBoy View Post
    Craig its just a box with a red X in it until I hit reply with comment??? 555 I'm going to post ph##king foto if it kills me.....

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    Merry Christmas Everyone...........................



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    For our Redneck Melbourne Cousins 5555


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivo View Post
    For our Redneck Melbourne Cousins 5555


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    Yup we is all, yawl, frum tha deep sowth, Paw Ole PayBayBay is Frum MEL born. Ah is frum the Mowntaynes Yawl. Funnee thang is, thart them Yankees frum up north yawl, them there calls urs Mexicans? Can yawl go fagure? Jay Cay Wan yawl uz a dam Yankee, but all yawl up thayer, we calls awl yawl Baynayna Banders- Cinco, Cinco, Cinco, Cinco
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    Struth instant rice belly, What is it with getting to be over 50. I just looked at Xmas Lunch and put on 10 kg.......555... Now to find all those hints on how to post photos... Cheers all.

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    Merry X mass to all hope your day is a good one.

    Best wishes to all.
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