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    Oxymoron

    Oxymoron... a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”

    What is the best Oxymoron you can come up with. It can be on a Thai slant or not.

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    Same Same but different.
    Bankers Trust
    Microsoft Works
    Great Depression
    "Man cannot discover New Oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore" 
      
       
       
         
       
      
     

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    trying to work out the visa application is sometimes "clear as mud"

    And when you hand in your visa they may ask for "original copies" ??? wtf...555555555

    But my fav is "fuzzy logic"...
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    When an indian telemarketer tells you he is from customer service....
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    Looking at fridge magnets in souvenir shop in BKK this week, and i point to a fridge magnet which says:

    "No.1 girlfriend"

    TG responds with a puzzled look "no one girlfriend"

    Had to quickly dig myself out of a butterfly hole.
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    And where the hell was Biggles.....?....when you needed him last Saturday....?

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    A car dealer who says he cares....

    A bank who say it cares

    A government who say they have our best interests at heart....^B^

    Fighting for peace....

    A christian biggot..(;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by NamTanMot View Post
    Looking at fridge magnets in souvenir shop in BKK this week, and i point to a fridge magnet which says:

    "No.1 girlfriend"

    TG responds with a puzzled look "no one girlfriend"

    Had to quickly dig myself out of a butterfly hole.

    I love this one Nam. Now try to explain to her the butterfly effect. KAOS theory.
    "Man cannot discover New Oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore" 
      
       
       
         
       
      
     

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    bigger half
    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

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    Passive aggression
    "Man cannot discover New Oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore" 
      
       
       
         
       
      
     

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    To me the biggest Oxymoron of all

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    Vanguy butterfly??????????????
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    Cheap short time but took a long time to get there and 2000.00 in air fares.....
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