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    Uber Star Soi wanderer Thai Dreamer ผู้เพ้อฝัน Dupree's Avatar
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    Timmy writes Santa a Letter

    >
    > Dear Santa,
    >
    > How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to
    > the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year.
    >
    > I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for
    > Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
    >
    > Merry Christmas,
    > Timmy Jones
    >
    > ************************************************** ********************
    > ******
    > *
    > Dear Timmy,
    >
    > Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are
    > all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little
    > worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa
    > wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I
    > think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.*
    >
    > Merry Christmas,
    > Santa Claus
    >
    > ************************************************** ********************
    > ******
    > *
    > Mr. Claus,
    >
    > Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by
    > you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to
    > granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn
    > this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at
    > my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit
    > trite?
    >
    > Respectfully,
    > Tim Jones
    >
    > ************************************************** ********************
    > ******
    > *
    > Mr. Jones,
    >
    > While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I
    > remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a
    > guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal
    > action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my
    > attorneys have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister
    > Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in
    > open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only
    > improve your health, but also improve your social skills and
    > potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
    >
    > Very Truly Yours,
    > S Claus
    >
    > ************************************************** ********************
    > ******
    > *
    > Now look here Fat Man,
    >
    > I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting
    > to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into
    > this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and
    > we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game
    > console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
    >
    > T-Bone
    >
    > ************************************************** ********************
    > ******
    > *
    > Listen Pizza Face,
    >
    > Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the
    > world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger
    > wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're
    > awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have
    > at my disposal. I got your **** wired, Jack. I go all around the world
    > and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd
    > throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's
    > basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still
    > stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
    >
    > S Clizzy
    >
    > ************************************************** ********************
    > ******
    > *
    > Dear Santa,
    >
    > Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
    >
    > Timmy
    >
    > ************************************************** ********************
    > ******
    > *
    > Timmy,
    >
    > That's what I thought, you little bastard.
    >
    > Santa
    >
    >
    >
    >
    I just girl in bar. Buy me one dink?....

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    I believe in Santa again.... ;-)
    My only experience was in a pie making factory managing the gravy team


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    Timmy gets the last laugh

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

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    While Timmy put wood on the fire...

    My only experience was in a pie making factory managing the gravy team


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