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    True or not, this is funny

    THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND

    I'll bet you never knew this!!!

    In the original native culture of Siam, when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:-

    They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward.
    A beautiful young naked lady kneels over the ankles of each the men and she places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits round his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face during the ceremony)

    A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful, naked lady then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle.

    As soon as all the men become fully aroused and develop erections, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the fully erected penises downwards as much as they can, and then on a given signal from the centre dancer release them.

    The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons.

    This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity .
    The man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.

    And that folk's is why the current capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Forbes View Post
    THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND

    I'll bet you never knew this!!!

    In the original native culture of Siam, when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:-

    They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward.
    A beautiful young naked lady kneels over the ankles of each the men and she places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits round his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face during the ceremony)

    A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful, naked lady then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle.

    As soon as all the men become fully aroused and develop erections, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the fully erected penises downwards as much as they can, and then on a given signal from the centre dancer release them.

    The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons.

    This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity .
    The man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.

    And that folk's is why the current capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok.
    This is why I wear an eye patch....

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    It's all good fun until somebody loses an eye...WTTB Slam..
    And where the hell was Biggles.....?....when you needed him last Saturday....?

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    Yes ian true or not , that IS funny 555
    !qq!

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    Funny 555 just Hope the big fellas censors arent reading....

    Might have a revolution based on this.... 555
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    Quote Originally Posted by slampay View Post
    This is why I wear an eye patch....
    You dirty rotten scoundrel Mr Slam... 555
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    Fourty four ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chob View Post
    Fourty four ......
    How many roads must a man walk down??

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    Quote Originally Posted by slampay View Post
    How many roads must a man walk down??
    It depends on what you are following...


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    ^^^ Like it.
    Good thing I'm a lefty 5555
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