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Thread: The cacophony of life..... and I don't mean just the noise.

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    The cacophony of life..... and I don't mean just the noise.

    I must be bored.... I've sat here in front of the lappy for about 3 hours now.

    The missus is due next Wednesday, I'm still clearing out anything incriminating on the lappy and phone and thinking to myself... 'do I really have to take all those pics of my 'friends' in LOS.

    Mowed the lawn this morning, weeded some of the garden.

    Had a good chat with my flatmate Paminder about why I'm such a good cook.

    Watched some of her Graduation video from India just before she came to NZ... my goodness she's a good looking lass.

    The missus must be due to go on 'the rags'... she gets quite bitchy sometimes 555. This mornings skype session was cut short by me after she started on about why I don't have a lock on any of the bedroom doors !!! FFS, why ?? You know why.. no I don't, you tell me why I should do this... what if she come to your room ?? OMG.. do you think a 25yo woman with very traditional upbringing and outlook would WANT to sneak into my room?? up2u. Ok bye, we talk tomollow....

    The young mum next door has a few friends around and their younguns are sqeauling and making a racket, which is ok, they're having fun.

    The local Council has a contractor painting the Bus Stop over the road from my humble abode again that hasn't had a bus service for 3 years.. must remember to email my local Member.

    Paminder has some Bollywood going on the TV at ear piercing volume

    There's a couple over the road having an argument in their car while the contractors are trying to paint the road markings for the Bus Stop that never gets used... Uhmm excuse me, could you move your car please so we can paint.... oh fcuk off cnut !! says the 'Lady'...

    I'm wondering why when I dropped the lid off the butter container it lands sticky side down on the floor

    Why, when I put my coffee in the microwave it always ends up at the back when it's finished heating.

    I called my Phone Company to discuss an issue I'm having. They have this neat feature.... 'If you are calling from a mobile phone please hang up and we will call you back'... it's been 3 days arseh0les and I'm still waiting even after I emailed, phoned from another landline and was on hold for 11 minutes before I got p1ssed off and disconnected.

    Why are my snake beans all snake and no bean ???

    I'm sure my cat can talk... meow meow sounds very much like hello

    Why did I forget to take that beer out of the freezer last night?? obviously I'd had enough 555

    The Rescue Helicopter has been out 3 times this morning, right over my house

    Fook it, I'm off to the RSA to watch the cricket. And I don't mean the Republic of South Africa



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    You need a new microwave oven and Rescue choppers looking for a missing bus.

    Nice write up Cuzzy.
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    Don't you know, the cats are reincarnated Thai ladies..
    Can't remember much Thai, except "Mai ao"...

    The polite Thai ladies reincarnate ad crows btw, and only remember "Ka.., Ka..., Ka..." 555
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    I really thought it was just me....5555

    Why, when I put my coffee in the microwave it always ends up at the back when it's finished heating.

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    And where the hell was Biggles.....?....when you needed him last Saturday....?

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    hmmmm...wait until she MEETS the flatmate 555
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    And where the hell was Biggles.....?....when you needed him last Saturday....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bacwaan View Post
    hmmmm...wait until she MEETS the flatmate 555
    Haha we've already talked about that...

    'Teelak she pay money every week...'

    That's all it takes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuzzy View Post
    Haha we've already talked about that...

    'Teelak she pay money every week...'

    That's all it takes.
    Two women in the house? Good luck with that mate!!!! 55555
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuzzy View Post
    Haha we've already talked about that...

    'Teelak she pay money every week...'

    That's all it takes.
    sure..that's the rational side....555

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuzzy View Post
    Haha we've already talked about that...

    'Teelak she pay money every week...'

    That's all it takes.
    You said there would be no problem... 555

    I'd put a lock on the door if I were you... to keep your wife away from your flatmate... 55
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    Quote Originally Posted by bacwaan View Post
    sure..that's the rational side....555
    just wait Cuzzy, to you come home late one night and on the kitchen bench is a banana with a knife half cut through as a "warning". And for emphasis there is a desk lamp left on over said banana and the rest of the house is dark. Yep we already talked about the rational side of a night out with the boys was business related to bring money in. 55555555
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    Thinking in pictures again Jonty.....?...555



    And where the hell was Biggles.....?....when you needed him last Saturday....?

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    Picture of flatmate required please Cuz.
    Cheers, Rob.
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    ^^ the rescue chopper needed.

    Nice opening of a thread cuzzy. Sometimes life is like that hey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Changone View Post
    Thinking in pictures again Jonty.....?...555



    moving pictures 555
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    Cuzzy, when you work out the microwave and the margarine lid, can you see why shirts always come out of the wash with the sleeves inside out?
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    I always used to wonder why something you were looking for was always in the last place you looked.......Until someone explained that it had to be. It couldn't be in the 1st place you looked, or you would stop looking
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    Quote Originally Posted by dave01 View Post
    Two women in the house? Good luck with that mate!!!! 55555
    Two cooks, two housemaids, two women on the rags at the same time *Cha Ching*

    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    You said there would be no problem... 555

    I'd put a lock on the door if I were you... to keep your wife away from your flatmate... 55
    Now there's a little movie sequence running through my dirty little mind about them getting it on while I pretend to be asleep in bed... keenly listening to the moans and gasps escaping from the barely open door while I'm giving the old fella a... better stop there sorry 555

    Quote Originally Posted by bacwaan View Post
    sure..that's the rational side....555
    Thai women and rational ??? she's just about to start her period, there ain't nothing rational going on at the moment. Hopefully that will all be over by next Wednesday

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    just wait Cuzzy, to you come home late one night and on the kitchen bench is a banana with a knife half cut through as a "warning". And for emphasis there is a desk lamp left on over said banana and the rest of the house is dark. Yep we already talked about the rational side of a night out with the boys was business related to bring money in. 55555555
    I've already had the 'cut for duck' talk / warning 555

    Do you do drama scripts for TV ??

    Quote Originally Posted by PGC View Post
    I always used to wonder why something you were looking for was always in the last place you looked.......Until someone explained that it had to be. It couldn't be in the 1st place you looked, or you would stop looking
    That is some seriously dumb logic probably the result of too mutt ganja...
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    Quote Originally Posted by justcruzing1 View Post
    Cuzzy, when you work out the microwave and the margarine lid, can you see why shirts always come out of the wash with the sleeves inside out?
    Nup, have the same problem myself and been working on that for a while. No result yet.

    My ex was happy that I took over the laundry duties..... I got tired of wearing odd coloured socks because when she did the washing there was often one sock missing !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaptainrob View Post
    Picture of flatmate required please Cuz.
    I'm working on that but she is very shy in that respect. She friended me on FB but there's nothing on there I can steal either. They only pics of her are side on or rear qtr ???

    Pam won't socialise with the local Indian community, she tells me they 'talk to much' meaning she doesn't want to get involved in their gossip circles which according to her can be very destructive.

    Imagine what they would have to say about a 25yo Punjabi virgin living with a 58yo falang monger. Not that they know that about me 555
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