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    Merry Christmas 2015..

    ..and a happy new year ya scallywags.
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    Or as us more PC folks say..... Happy Festive Season 5555
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    Or my favourite "Happy holidays"......So I will say to all BM's have a "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year"


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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteGill View Post
    Or as us more PC folks say..... Happy Festive Season 5555
    Happy Festivus!

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    he's got some work to do....

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    Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year to you all
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    I'll be watching the NORAD US "Santa Tracking" from midnight Christmas Eve as he travels around the world distributing presents...555

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    Quote Originally Posted by Changone View Post
    I'll be watching the NORAD US "Santa Tracking" from midnight Christmas Eve as he travels around the world distributing presents...555
    He seems to have mislaid my GPS Coordinates of late 5555

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    Merry Christmas all! Couple of warms days in Perth before a cool 27deg for Christmas Day 😯
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    Merry Xmas folks


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    Quote Originally Posted by quiksilva View Post
    Merry Christmas all! Couple of warms days in Perth before a cool 27deg for Christmas Day 😯
    Scorching 26 here yesterday... I burnt real bad in only 30mins... yet I can stay out in Thailand for over an hour with maybe a slight tinge... and I can't blame the lack of ozone at present...
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    ^ We only managed 41 today..................Lucky the pub tonight has aircond 555
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    My Pub has a Peat Fire, a live Irish band, and the finest selection of Irish and Scottish single malts you could ever wish for. A happy Clissmass to all of yous.....to borrow a phrase from Denver...........Hic...

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    A new manager for Christmas?
    My only experience was in a pie making factory managing the gravy team


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    Merry Christmas everyone,

    I hope you and anyone important to you, have a safe, happy and enjoyable Christmas and that the New Year brings everything you wish for.

    BUT the season does bring some problems....5555555

    Company Memo
    FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
    TO: All Employees
    DATE: November 1, 2015
    RE: Gala Christmas Party
    I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noonin the private function room at the Grill House.
    There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus!
    A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets.
    This gathering is only for employees!
    Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!
    Merry Christmas to you and your family,
    Patty
    Company Memo
    FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
    TO: All Employees
    DATE: November 2, 2015
    RE: Gala Holiday Party
    In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.
    However, from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day.
    There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung.
    We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.
    Happy now?
    Happy Holidays to you and your family,
    Patty
    Company Memo
    FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
    TO: All Employees
    DATE: November 3, 2015
    RE: Holiday Party
    Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name...
    I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?
    Somebody?
    And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.
    REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
    Patty
    Company Memo
    FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
    To: All Employees
    DATE: November 4, 2015
    RE: Generic Holiday Party
    What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20thbegins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours.
    There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?
    Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.
    Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.
    Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.
    To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.
    We will have booster seats for short people.
    Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.
    I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first.
    There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!
    Did I miss anything?!?!?
    Patty
    Company Memo
    FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
    TO: All F*%^ing Employees
    DATE: November 5, 2015
    RE: The F*%^ing Holiday Party
    I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes.
    But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!
    The rest of you f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss. I hope you all have a rotten holiday!
    Drive drunk and die,
    The B*tch from H*ll!!!
    Company Memo
    FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
    DATE: November 6, 2015
    RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party
    I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her recent nervous breakdown and I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the asylum.
    In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
    Happy Whatever!
    Joan
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    Merry Xmas guys !!
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    Hot hot hot indeed. I finished work at 1pm and rushed home for a little afternoon pool session. I've taken a real shine to cider lately. Goes down a treat in hot weather. My grievance with it has always been the same thing everyone complains about. Too sweet. But if you shop around you find ones that are dry and not very sweet.

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    Good job Bacon.
    We've got a small Xmas party with the gang not far from home.
    Lots of Thai food, music and beer!
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    I'm packing and cleaning
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    Extended family and friends braai by the pool on Xmas day.. But before that my traditional beachfront run early in the morning.. It is something I have been doing for about 30 years now and gives me the excuse to pig out later 555
    My mate Jeff from Udon will be there along with his TGF.. So it should be an interesting mix.
    A lapsed Muslim, a Buddhist a few Jews, a few of Christians of varying denominations and the odd atheist (Me)555
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