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    Life is like a shit filled sandwich ..... the more bread you got, the less shit you eat.
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    ^You made that shit up.. 55
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    Never ask Google for Medical advice.

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    One from Winston Churchill !

    You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

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    From Will Rogers... "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

    That statement would never be more true than today's politics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by obes View Post
    One from Winston Churchill !

    You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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    Winston Churchill : If you're going through hell, keep going.
    The great thing about quotes is that so many are made up... neither of these were said by Churchill...

    Here's a classic from Albert Einstein...

    "Don't believe every quote you read on the internet"
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    ^ Einstein was a fraud, plagiarising Abraham Lincoln

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    And he copied it from the son of God...

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    A man’s favourite quote tells something of the man - Sydney
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    Canada is so square, even the female impersonators are women.


    Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

    Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

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    When the flag drops the bullshit stops.
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    All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
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    I wont put it in Far....Just the Knob .

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    ^^^^ Or ..." I'll just put it in a little bit and if you don't like it I'll take it out"
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    Dear America. We have your president. If you do not send us $30,000,000, in unmarked bills, by 2000 hours BST on Friday, we will let him return to you.
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    My old man: There is no point in being in the right if you are dead (or injured).
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    It's called "Fake News".
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    Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless swamps of the approximate, the not-quite, the not-yet, the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the life you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Check your road and the nature of your battle.

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    Ayn Rand was an interesting woman with many original thoughts. I couldn't imagine trying to live with her, though.

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