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    Just to say Hi

    Hi,

    Im a newbie here. Going to Thailand for the first time this week. Staying in Phuket, Patong area.
    I am 35 years old, drink anything the room, the fish stop swimming in the tank.
    Looking to have great fun.
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    Welcome Vello we are friendly bunch here just take your time mate
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    I'm confused... what did the fish do wrong... 555

    WTTB Vello..
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    My only experience was in a pie making factory managing the gravy team


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    Wttb, you'll be in for a treat, just don't get caught too far out after midnight, there is a curfew in effect, 5555
    Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

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    WTTB....Welcome to the board.
    mate your going soon so not time to learn too much.
    You are going to loose your mind, so enjoy it.
    Young girls are going to throw themselves at you, "You handsome man" is the call.
    just to give you a quick education ....
    you will go to the bars, you will see a girl, they will see you, they will want you to buy a drink, called a lady drink,
    you want one to come with you, you have to pay the bar a fine, money to take her with you, then there is the payment to the girl, so sort the payments out first, get it out of the way and then you and her know the fees and you can get on with fun, go to disco, drink, eat and then go home to motel and BoomBoom.
    There is 2 times for girls, 1 "short time", this is what it says, you pay the bar fine ( BF) and go to your room if close, or to a motel room you pay for a short visit, it is usually an hour or so, the girl will get you off once and then go. with what you have agreed to pay.
    2nd is "Long Time" here you pay the BF and then have her for the night and early day. generally it means 3 pops, 1 when back at the room, 2nd during the night and 3rd before she leaves in the morning/lunchtime.

    Special rules...DO NOT!! hire a jet ski. Do NOT ride a scoot or motor bike, unless you are a very, very experienced rider. Thai has road rules but no one follows them, there is no insurance on the scoots, bikes so your up for the lot if damaged. Also may invalidate your travel insurance......you do have travel insurance doun't you!!??

    You will arrive at the airport, and collect bags, there will be touts trying to offer you taxi's, they are way over the top. Walk out and turn right, then you will find a booth for metred taxi's.

    I don't see where your from, but if your not a strong swimmer don't go swimming off the beach, it can look calm but have rips.
    Also don't go down the beach at night, you risk getting robbed and mugged/raped.
    Don't argue or fight with a Thai under any circumstance, they may loose but will always win, don't do it!

    You are going to have a trip that will change your life, enjoy every min, my warnings are just to save you from ruining your trip, there is so much more to learn but you have just found us and won't have the time so just go and enjoy.
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    "Of course you love me darling, I handsome man 55555"

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    I'd add that not every girl goes with customers. So if you really like a girl, find out first don't assume. Lots of girls work here that only do it for drinks and tips. So it never hurts to ask first before you progress to dropping a lot of baht on a girl.
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    Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

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    Where are you staying? have you checked to see if they are joiner free, ie you can bring a girl back without extra charge?

    when you bring a girl back the doorman will take her ID card as a safety to you, she will get it when leaving and many places will call you before giving it back, or in the morning you walk down with her and before leaving she gets it. This is to prevent you being drugged and robed or just robed while in the shower.

    A tip, give the doorman a tip of 50bt he will look after you and let you know if by chance you have bought a lady boy back, you may have intended to but if not, and your drunk, you may not pickup on it but he will.

    Now you may say you would know if it was a boy, well you will soon learn and they are hard to pick
    here are a couple...could you tell??



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    "Of course you love me darling, I handsome man 55555"

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    Well the top one looks more masculine than me JC... 555
    My only experience was in a pie making factory managing the gravy team


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    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    Well the top one looks more masculine than me JC... 555
    Now now DP, if you think back on your 1st trip and saw her/him you would have jumped over the bar to get there.
    "Of course you love me darling, I handsome man 55555"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    Well the top one looks more masculine than me JC... 555
    Don't talk about Leela like that! 555 We have a long history, anyone know if sHE is back in town?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bawdy View Post
    Don't talk about Leela like that! 555 We have a long history, anyone know if sHE is back in town?
    sorry Bawdy.... just a bad photo... 555
    My only experience was in a pie making factory managing the gravy team


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    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    sorry Bawdy.... just a bad photo... 555
    You don't wanna see mine then!

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    he looks a happy bloke... 555

    sorry Bawdy, couldn't resist... 555
    My only experience was in a pie making factory managing the gravy team


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bawdy View Post
    You don't wanna see mine then!

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    Can't even ask the question on this level, but if I am not mistaken.... 5555

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    Get your post count up mate. We want to hear more from your TR. 5555
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    YEAH MAN.........get the post counts up so you can finish the TR> good start so far WTTB 55

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    Phuket has Vello now.... choc dee

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    WTTB Vello mind blowing experiance on the way!

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    With Vello nice bunch here.

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    Welcome Vello !

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