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Thread: Pattaya Massage Recommendations

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    Pattaya Massage Recommendations

    Hey there.

    Ive not posted for a long time but now I seek your recommendations.

    Iíll be in Patts early 2017 staying at Wong Amat Bay about 10klms from Jomtiem beach.
    Can you recommend any good massage shops that provide a proper therapeutic massage in that area

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    Proper therapeutic massage... just go down Soi Honey in Pattaya and look for an older lady maybe... or ask any TG when in Thailand. They will point your towards a more authentic place...
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    You mean up by Nakhlua?

    The one I used in Patts was Eden Massage (no happy endings) on Soi Diana but it is a bit far from your place.

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    Plenty of good massage joints around. Not been to Naklua, but the closest to you that I am familiar with is the large massage place near Dolphin Roundabout, was taken there by a thai girl.

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    Thanks for the recommendations.

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    A 'Proper Therapeutic massage' put my friend in Hospital in Bangkok for 2 weeks then a specialised flight to get him home when the alleged Masseuse managed to dislodge 2 discs in his neck.
    He's now disabled for life.
    I wouldnt go near any of them.

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    I do wonder just about how qualified some of these Therapeutic massage ladies are. Are they just one of your normal massage girls who's been lucky enough to get her hands on a fancy certificate to say she is qualified.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockitt View Post
    I do wonder just about how qualified some of these Therapeutic massage ladies are. Are they just one of your normal massage girls who's been lucky enough to get her hands on a fancy certificate to say she is qualified.
    there is a course they can do. think it's about 5000 baht. fairly basic i'd say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moo Uaon View Post
    there is a course they can do. think it's about 5000 baht. fairly basic i'd say.
    The Advanced course is 10,000 bht were they learn to pull you off with both hands 555
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    Thailand is for oilies and soapies. Leave spinal adjustments for your physio doctor at home. Even then I'm using the term doctor loosely.
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    Never had a soapie which is weird cos I’ve stayed opposite Christian massage every time I’m in Patong ��
    Does anyone recommend a good place in patts for a quaility soapie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocam View Post
    Never had a soapie which is weird cos I’ve stayed opposite Christian massage every time I’m in Patong ��
    Does anyone recommend a good place in patts for a quaility soapie
    There are a couple of major soapie shops in Patts. The more famous of the two is Sabai Dee(depending on who you ask), situated at the tail end of Second Road, next to Soi 2. The other one is across the street just before it. Standard fishbowl gig. Quality differs from girl to girl so it's hit and miss. I've had amazing ones and very average mechanical ones. So do sit down with a drink and take your time. Pick one that seems to be into you. As hard as it is to tell from afar. Most guys just go with big tits or whatever and often end up disappointed. If you do end up with a so so experience I still recommend giving it a second go another day. Cause when soapies are good they're goooood.
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    I think it depends more on the specific masseuse, not just the place she works at.

    Personally I like Soi Honey but equally I have had good massages on Soi 6.

    I remember having a massage with my then TGF on the 6, and her, myself and the 2 masseuses burst into laughter, when a farang was getting jerked off in a massage booth at the other end of the room and made an almost German porno actor sound as he was finishing off (I think we destroyed the moment for him 55555)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacon View Post
    There are a couple of major soapie shops in Patts. The more famous of the two is Sabai Dee(depending on who you ask), situated at the tail end of Second Road, next to Soi 2. The other one is across the street just before it. Standard fishbowl gig. Quality differs from girl to girl so it's hit and miss. I've had amazing ones and very average mechanical ones. So do sit down with a drink and take your time. Pick one that seems to be into you. As hard as it is to tell from afar. Most guys just go with big tits or whatever and often end up disappointed. If you do end up with a so so experience I still recommend giving it a second go another day. Cause when soapies are good they're goooood.
    Sabai Dee (at top of soi 2 where it joins second road) great experience for me the first time.

    Nervous as heck and feeling like a proper old perv, when I entered the joint. It was around 2.30 in the afternoon and I was the only client there (I suppose 2.30pm is a little early).

    Two guys approached and organised me a cold Heineken.

    The girls walked in behind the glass and sat down.

    Some appeared bored. Some appeared keen and waved/smiled towards me.

    I chose pretty much at random (like a box of chocolates without a guide, they all appeared roughly the same but I knew each would have a different centre) except I think I chose the one whose eyes appealed the most to me. I sort of chose the one I sensed wanted me to choose her rather than the one I wanted to choose (I'm such a Jai Dee, sometimes). I was not disappointed.

    I was 45 she was early twenties but keen as mustard.

    I had no idea what to do or what to expect but she guided me to three happy endings in the space of a mere 45 minutes.

    Wanted to talk with her and have a beer afterwards but she simply disappeared whilst I was getting back into my street clothes.

    Just as well I guess as I imagine the sin sot could have been huge.
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    ^You should pay the sin sot to the girl on the desk in advance...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BunnyGee View Post


    I chose pretty much at random (like a box of chocolates without a guide, they all appeared roughly the same but I knew each would have a different centre)

    Such a good comparison 555 I'm sure it can be a bit of a lottery in those places.

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