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    Oh dear....

    Are these tools serious? 555 ... But the beaches are............. kinda.... clean ...5555


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    Imaging landing at the airport for a trip you been dreaming about and get handed a fucking leaflet straight off the plane of what is banned

    Just absolutely bizarre

    Why anyone that knows about Phuket would go there anymore is beyond me
    Not when there is so many other places in Thailand that you don't have any BS

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    10% my ass... (today an hour or so ago..)


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    Meanwhile, further north, the Chinese are being "Re-educated" straight off the plane as well....

    https://12go.asia/en/post/978/north-...ide-in-chinese



    And where the hell was Biggles.....?....when you needed him last Saturday....?

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    Maybe a common sense coup will occur... 55

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    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    Maybe a common sense coup will occur... 55

    Know your beds from your mattresses...

    Made me wonder...
    Is it ok to have camp-fires? Can have sex on the beach?
    Water and light snacks? no beer?
    Topless ok now?

    I think they should make these flyers and signs bigger and covering everything! 555

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    And of course, there is the standard spelling mistake u see in most Thai flyers/signs... there is nearly always one 555
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    They should also include something written in Indian telling not to sh!t in the water.

    I was swimming at the beach on an Island off Pattaya near a group of Indian men. About 20 ft away from them, when a dirty rotten Richard the third (turd) came floating by. It could have only come from one source. Dirty C@nts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tingtong View Post
    They should also include something written in Indian telling not to sh!t in the water.

    I was swimming at the beach on an Island off Pattaya near a group of Indian men. About 20 ft away from them, when a dirty rotten Richard the third (turd) came floating by. It could have have only have come from one source. Dirty C@nts.
    Lol! 'Toilet pickle at 12'0clock, dive-dive!!' 55

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tingtong View Post
    They should also include something written in Indian telling not to sh!t in the water.

    I was swimming at the beach on an Island off Pattaya near a group of Indian men. About 20 ft away from them, when a dirty rotten Richard the third (turd) came floating by. It could have have only have come from one source. Dirty C@nts.
    Can't wait to get to India in a month 555

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcTwoSix View Post
    Can't wait to get to India in a month 555
    I think its considered polite to **** in the water next to another swimmer in India.

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    And where the hell was Biggles.....?....when you needed him last Saturday....?

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    Lucky it was a floater so you didn,t stand in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tingtong View Post
    They should also include something written in Indian telling not to sh!t in the water.

    I was swimming at the beach on an Island off Pattaya near a group of Indian men. About 20 ft away from them, when a dirty rotten Richard the third (turd) came floating by. It could have have only have come from one source. Dirty C@nts.
    Unless you saw them how do you know it was them? I've seen a local squatting under a BTS bridge taking a ****. And?

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    Quote Originally Posted by supersub View Post
    Unless you saw them how do you know it was them? I've seen a local squatting under a BTS bridge taking a ****. And?
    They were the only other people swimming and the Turd in question had steam still coming off it 55555

    You could say it was under full steam on its way to me 555555
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    Ok fair enough. 555 if there was fresh steam then that's good enough for me. I'll put that thought out of my mind now haha


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