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    how to stay safe--

    avoid thai bargirls with mental eyes-- they've been abused for years --pissed on---fisted--- shit on-- analized -- then the idiot wants to rescue her it's true love

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    Can I recommend a nice game for you? It's called Russian Roulette....55
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    I just girl in bar. Buy me one dink?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldfella View Post
    --pissed on---fisted--- shit on-- analized --
    People pay good money for that stuff.............

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    Analized?
    Analyzed?

    Never noticed how close those words are before .....
    Heaven holds a sense of wonder and I wanted to believe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldfella View Post
    avoid thai bargirls with mental eyes-- they've been abused for years --pissed on---fisted--- shit on-- analized -- then the idiot wants to rescue her it's true love
    Hey I think the alcoholic finally found internet porn 5555

    No more Jugs magazine for blackout Andy 5555

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minder View Post
    Analized?
    Analyzed?

    Never noticed how close those words are before .....
    Could just be analyzed while being analized or even analized while being analyzed.

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    I think oldfella should take his hand off his...
    What a bizarre recitation of bullshit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OZZYGUY View Post
    Could just be analyzed while being analized or even analized while being analyzed.
    ^ Is that covered by Medicare 555
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tingtong View Post
    ^ Is that covered by Medicare 555
    Nah, but I bet Covermore does it. Not sure what you'd need to list under existing conditions though.
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    Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldfella View Post
    they've been abused for years --pissed on---fisted--- shit on-- analized --
    Pretty sure you've copied and pasted that from the Devil's Den menu.
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    Damn, I'm going ask oldfella for directions to those lovelies.... when he wakes up from his stupor that is.

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    when we were at high school I used to sign into the recording booth at the back of our school library as Dr Ana Lyst.....I probably did this about a 20 times...one time i decided to change that spelling (and meaning obviously) to Dr Ana List...and within 15 minutes the librarian came in, yelled at me, dragged me out and marched me up to the headmaster..so I know darned well the implications of spelling...555
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    Ben Dover was a bit of a trouble maker too. Don't even get me started on that Meehof kid. First name Jack.
    Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldfella View Post
    avoid thai bargirls with mental eyes-- they've been abused for years --pissed on---fisted--- shit on-- analized
    Shit.. are you saying that is a bad thing? 5555
    Get it out of your system and get on with life is my view.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacon View Post
    Ben Dover was a bit of a trouble maker too. Don't even get me started on that Meehof kid. First name Jack.
    And that Chinese guy

    Well hung

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    Quote Originally Posted by OZZYGUY View Post
    And that Chinese guy

    Well hung
    Worked at a local restaurant I think. Got fired for using cheap cream of Sum Yung Guy instead of coconut milk.

    Ok, I'm done being 12 now 55.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stillearly View Post
    Porky's has made a bit of a comeback this week...former favourite film of potential supreme court judges apparently

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    Does anyone picture the harry Enfield character when oldfella goes off on his rants....drunken mumbling and out of nowhere string an eloquent sentence together...well apart from stringing an eloquent sentence together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notorius View Post
    Does anyone picture the harry Enfield character when oldfella goes off on his rants....drunken mumbling and out of nowhere string an eloquent sentence together...well apart from stringing an eloquent sentence together.

    That's Paul Whitehouse as Rowley Birkin QC isn't it?...Fast Show is one of my all time favourite comedy sketch shows and Rowley was one of my favourite characters...but the show is full of them...absolutely brilliant...

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