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Thread: TG's best zingers

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    Uber Star Soi wanderer Thai Dreamer ผู้เพ้อฝัน MarcTwoSix's Avatar
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    TG's best zingers

    One thing I love about Thai girls is they can be brutally honest yet so funny when doing so

    They have a good way of cutting you down to size

    So I thought this would be a funny thread to share some of the zingers you have gotten from your TG or BG's

    My favorite

    I had a nice Calvin Klien Raincoat
    I had it for a winter then the 2nd winter came around
    I put it on as we were heading out
    Ao says "ooh, that fit you now"
    I said "what do you mean? It fit me last year"
    She said "Yeah but you look a little bit like Santa Claus" 5555

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    ^^You should never wear red.555
    I have told this but it is funny and worth retelling.....I am lying in bed and she puts her head in my lap and pushing down my stomach says...Oh there you are.555555
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    Was having a massage in Patong

    Time to roll over and girl says "you so small....falang always big"

    So im thinking great thanks bitch...I didnt think it was that small...

    When the massage was finished she taps my tummy......So small very sexy not fat like other falang.....................55
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    Quote Originally Posted by OZZYGUY View Post
    Was having a massage in Patong

    Time to roll over and girl says "you so small....falang always big"

    So im thing great thanks bitch...I didnt think it was that small...

    When the massage was finished she taps my tummy......So small very sexy not fat like other falang.....................55
    Ah yes, the simple misunderstandings in life. A simple message taken entirely the wrong way. I've had a lot of those.

    What is the old saying... Better to remain silent and appear a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. 5555
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    "my mumma sick...she have cancel..I think she gonna die"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bacwaan View Post
    "my mumma sick...she have cancel..I think she gonna die"...
    Where do I send the flowers, Baccy? 555

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    How do you get to your sisters house....Motorbike taxi...
    Nooo how do you get there which way?.... Dont know motorbike taxi do it..555555
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    Quote Originally Posted by wabbits View Post
    How do you get to your sisters house....Motorbike taxi...
    Nooo how do you get there which way?.... Dont know motorbike taxi do it..555555
    The lack of many Thais not knowing how to read a simple map has sent me to some strange places. 5555

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    Not Thai but still makes me laugh every time. On a stag trip in London me and my mate decided to go to a massage parkour. My mate is one of the most handsome guys I have ever met and he chose the ugliest girl. When I asked him why he said he wanted to give her a boost as she was probably never chosen. I wasn’t as altruistic and picked a Romanian stunner. About 20 mins in she asked was I nearly done as she wanted to finish because my chest was too hairy. Lubricated by about half a keg of beer I replied ‘I’d say your bloke is a hair trumpet playing big issue selling gorilla who never does anything to please you and to bang me to an inch of her life’. She smiled and said yeah ur right and gave me the best bang I had in a while. But never has anyone said my chest was too hairy. 556

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    ^Your mate was probably also thinking why you always choose the ugly ones... eye of the beholder and all that... 55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    ^Your mate was probably also thinking why you always choose the ugly ones... eye of the beholder and all that... 55
    Maybe the handsome dude knows the homely ladies have to try harder to please a man, and have spent the time to understand what a man likes.

    At a low end soapy massage parlour I've visited recently, I've sampled 3 different ladies. I enjoyed them all, but each was different in her own way, and far better in bed than my present "girl friend" who is all about herself without once thinking of me.

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