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    ^Did you use the old, "She's sucking out the snake venom!" line? ..55
    I always think it was like a scene from American pie. Luckily they didn’t come in 2 or 3 minutes later as it could have scarred all of us.
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    Im still trying to imagine what a cheeses 'nose' looks like ...

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    Im still trying to imagine what a cheeses 'nose' looks like ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notorius View Post
    Had never heard it before. Wanted to break her nose.

    Another one of my exes, was invited to her house for her birthday. It was the first time I was going to meet her dad and step mother and I was on the back foot because I used to go out with her best friend. Her parents were out for the party so it was just a load of 20 somethings having a house party. Anyway she dragged me up to her room and started the best bj ever. Only to be interrupted 5 minutes later by her father and step mum barging in. First time we met was me in a bed with their darling daughters mouth filled with me. All I could do was put out my hand and say hi, Im notorious lovely to meet you.

    Cannot believe I ever won them over but I did. They still contact me intermittently. But that night was never mentioned again.
    we certainly have some similar stories....but I never won mine over ...old bitch of a mother in law 555

    I was 17 when my 1st wife and I go it on, we lost our virginity to each other on the front seat of my Voxhal Velox. outside her place.

    Then it was like rabbits, she and her Mum lived in a 1br flat, she slept on the lounge.

    So one day we are at her place, using her Mum's bed, which was on bricks at the head because her Mum had a condition.

    It was too hard the bed was about to break, so i took the bricks out and we got into it seriously, next thing Mother walks into the room, she has come home from work early because she has a migraine.....Nice to meet you Mrs XXX ...Um..I'll just put these bricks back and then put my pants on

    Oh and another one.

    We were drunk one night and decided to take photo's in the passport booth, the ones that were 3 shots for a dollar.

    1st one was us kissing, 2nd was her giving me head and 3 rd was me down on her with legs spread.

    So I have these hidden in the back of my wallet, i actually forgot about them some time later, till....i had my wallet stolen..the crunt took my pay AND found the photo's...he emptied the wallet but posted it back with the photos in the plastic bit...NOT back to ME!! ..To my MOTHER!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by justcruzing1 View Post
    we certainly have some similar stories....but I never won mine over ...old bitch of a mother in law 555

    I was 17 when my 1st wife and I go it on, we lost our virginity to each other on the front seat of my Voxhal Velox. outside her place.

    Then it was like rabbits, she and her Mum lived in a 1br flat, she slept on the lounge.

    So one day we are at her place, using her Mum's bed, which was on bricks at the head because her Mum had a condition.

    It was too hard the bed was about to break, so i took the bricks out and we got into it seriously, next thing Mother walks into the room, she has come home from work early because she has a migraine.....Nice to meet you Mrs XXX ...Um..I'll just put these bricks back and then put my pants on

    Oh and another one.

    We were drunk one night and decided to take photo's in the passport booth, the ones that were 3 shots for a dollar.

    1st one was us kissing, 2nd was her giving me head and 3 rd was me down on her with legs spread.

    So I have these hidden in the back of my wallet, i actually forgot about them some time later, till....i had my wallet stolen..the crunt took my pay AND found the photo's...he emptied the wallet but posted it back with the photos in the plastic bit...NOT back to ME!! ..To my MOTHER!!
    No evidence is the golden rule. They always seem to end up in the wrong hands. Some pr1ck to send to your mother. Pretty hilarious though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Notorius View Post
    No evidence is the golden rule. They always seem to end up in the wrong hands. Some pr1ck to send to your mother. Pretty hilarious though.
    I went back to that swimming pool every day for a week to try and catch the crunt I would have done some SERIOUS damage to him if I caught him.

    The other bad thing? my Mum tore up the photo's in front of me 55555
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    First time I met another girlfriends parents was in a hospital waiting room as the girl was rushed in to surgery for an ectopic pregnancy. That was the worst as it was a mixture of worry and pure anger as she was doing a theology degree in kings university London and had convinced them she was saving herself. It was one of the most traumatic meetings I have experienced.

    I really don’t make a good first impression.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notorius View Post
    First time I met another girlfriends parents was in a hospital waiting room as the girl was rushed in to surgery for an ectopic pregnancy. That was the worst as it was a mixture of worry and pure anger as she was doing a theology degree in kings university London and had convinced them she was saving herself. It was one of the most traumatic meetings I have experienced.

    I really don’t make a good first impression.

    My answer was always ....'She told me she was on the Pill and hated rubber"
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    Quote Originally Posted by justcruzing1 View Post
    My answer was always ....'She told me she was on the Pill and hated rubber"
    She was saving herself for Notorius... I wonder if she was a Falls Road girl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    She was saving herself for Notorius... I wonder if she was a Falls Road girl...
    She was from Durham. Hands down the craziest girl ever.
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    And people wonder how we survived...

    Plain old dumb luck.

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    A follow up to my time with Kung. We flew to Bangkok and then took a bus to Hua Hin and spent time together exploring that small city. In 1998, Hua Hin was a popular beach holiday area with the Thais from Bangkok. There was very little "nightlife" and if you wanted any you had to bring your own. We stayed in a room on a dock on the beach. I think I paid about 300 baht a night. There were a group of young farang tourists with their Thai girl friends staying at the same place.

    One day when Kung and I were sitting on the dock having a drink, the other group was there also. The young men were all talking football or sports, and the Thai girls were talking and giggling amongst themselves.

    Suddenly, Kungs eyes opened wide in shock. I asked what was the matter and she told me the Thai girls were describing explicitly what they had been doing (sex wise) with their men friends. They were even describing the size of the men's penises. The guys didn't have a clue what the girls were talking about. That was one of my first awakenings about Thai women in general. It matched some of the stories I heard years ago when someone put a tape recorder in the bathroom during a big house party. Ladies often go to the bathroom together and we often wondered why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    She was saving herself for Notorius... I wonder if she was a Falls Road girl...
    Although both my mothers parents were Irish she was born in Brockton and has quite a strong English accent. Much to my mates amusement. She was studying teaching in London with a group of girls, one who happened to be from Donegal, the farthest northwest county in Ireland but still in the Republic. My father was on a working holiday in Hyannis port but failed his second year university exams and had to come home to repeat. In order to make money for third year he decided to go work on the building sites in London amd decided to stay with his Donegal sister and group of friends. My mother had a date with a guy she didn’t like and asked my father could she go out with him in order to blow off the other guy. my father said he was going to watch spurs in white hart lane but she was welcome to join. Been inseparable since.

    When he first introduced her to his parents his mother fainted because of her cockney accent.

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    My first experience was to meet a girl that i found on Thaicupid (2017)
    The itinerary was to stay together at a fairly classy hotel at Klongtoey Sukhumvit, then go to Chaing Mai/Rai, back to BKK, Yasathon (to meet the family), BKK for a final few nights then return to Sydney Australia.

    Without having/getting any external advise (not even from the TGF) and whats expected on arrival to the parents home (which was a well build middle class home), took it upon myself to take control of the situation, which went went down real well.

    The day before we were due to go to Yasothon, i placed water bottles in the room fridge/freezer to make ice bricks. The morning of departure, the TGF and i took a motorcycle taxi to a nearby outdoor produce market where i bought kilos of raw king prawns, squid and fish. Back at the room, all was bagged up and packed with the frozen water bottles and placed in both of our checked baggage (so happy there was no leaks 555). Oh, and i also had 4x bottles of cheapish Australian Chardonnay wine to take as well as 6 bottles of local cider i bought on our trip to Doi Inthanon days earlier

    On arrival at Ubon, we were greeted by the parents and brother, who collected us, leaving the airport and stopping at a supermarket close by. The father stayed with the van and i went into the supermarket with the others. Supplies were purchased (not forgetting bamboo skewers for the prawns) as well as a quite a few cartons of Chang. Of course i payed at the checkout, and then fuel back to the home.

    Later that day we arrived at the home in Yasathon, After a lazy afternoon, i hit the kitchen (i am a very good cook) and went to work. This really impressed the mother, who sure enough was in the kitchen as well preparing food. I prepared all the seafood. After a few beers, i went for a walk alone around the small neighborhood, to check out the housing and other things and for some reason, a few kids joined my walk. By the time i got back to the TGF parents home, i had about 10 children with me which was quite funny and an experience of its own. Later that afternoon, the people arrived. A heap of people came to greet me to a point where i was worried about having enough food for all. A few phone calls made, and some of the guests bought along some food offerings as well.

    I started the Chacoal BBQ and cooked the seafood, while local men watched on with beer in hand. A large mat was layed out, and all the food was placed in the center for a free for all to help themselves, and we all sat around the perimeter of the mat. This is where i struggle as i cannot sit comfortably on the floor, often getting into a kneeling position for comfort. After the food, the strings around the wrists happened. I did over look gifts, but at the time of my travels, Australia recently introduced a new 5 dollar note so i had a heap of them, and handed them out, saying to all that they are new and special to Australia. The night went well and from what i could see, all the guests liked me.

    The sleeping arrangements at the home was not good at all for my back problems, where myself and the TGF slept together on a mat directly on top of a tiled floor. The morning (before anyone woke up 5555) , i awake to a good feeling, to see the TGF smoking down below was rather nice 55555.

    We only visited for the one night and it was one of the high lights of my trip.

    What i did notice was that the TGF was keen to introduce me to the family the first trip to Thailand when i actually met the TGF. The second TGF, would not do this. She insisted she would introduce me the second time i went to Thailand for her. Another thing i noticed, was the difference in the class of people, First TGF, parents had a decent home.... Father ran a small minibus airport transfer buisness and also had a restaurant in BKK. The mother was a fit looking lady, and seemed to be always active doing something. The mother was 49 (just a few years older than me 5555) and the father 52 i think. BTW, the TGF was 26, not a BG but rather office worked. The second TGF's parents lived in a villiage in Surin. Poor poor poor and didnt work. Home was a wooden barn on a dirt floor. I had a great time there too but thats another story................................
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    I brought a Yasathon girl to Austalia on a TV about 4.5 years ago, funny if that was the same girl..55.


    Wasnt my best choice of women but you get that.

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    I like the "normal girl" giving you a BJ in her family's house

    My wife would pass out of embarrassment if I wanted to hold her hand in front of her family (PS.... I don't hold hands with adults, so it works out)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobba View Post
    My first experience was to meet a girl that i found on Thaicupid (2017)
    The itinerary was to stay together at a fairly classy hotel at Klongtoey Sukhumvit, then go to Chaing Mai/Rai, back to BKK, Yasathon (to meet the family), BKK for a final few nights then return to Sydney Australia.

    Without having/getting any external advise (not even from the TGF) and whats expected on arrival to the parents home (which was a well build middle class home), took it upon myself to take control of the situation, which went went down real well.

    The day before we were due to go to Yasothon, i placed water bottles in the room fridge/freezer to make ice bricks. The morning of departure, the TGF and i took a motorcycle taxi to a nearby outdoor produce market where i bought kilos of raw king prawns, squid and fish. Back at the room, all was bagged up and packed with the frozen water bottles and placed in both of our checked baggage (so happy there was no leaks 555). Oh, and i also had 4x bottles of cheapish Australian Chardonnay wine to take as well as 6 bottles of local cider i bought on our trip to Doi Inthanon days earlier

    On arrival at Ubon, we were greeted by the parents and brother, who collected us, leaving the airport and stopping at a supermarket close by. The father stayed with the van and i went into the supermarket with the others. Supplies were purchased (not forgetting bamboo skewers for the prawns) as well as a quite a few cartons of Chang. Of course i payed at the checkout, and then fuel back to the home.

    Later that day we arrived at the home in Yasathon, After a lazy afternoon, i hit the kitchen (i am a very good cook) and went to work. This really impressed the mother, who sure enough was in the kitchen as well preparing food. I prepared all the seafood. After a few beers, i went for a walk alone around the small neighborhood, to check out the housing and other things and for some reason, a few kids joined my walk. By the time i got back to the TGF parents home, i had about 10 children with me which was quite funny and an experience of its own. Later that afternoon, the people arrived. A heap of people came to greet me to a point where i was worried about having enough food for all. A few phone calls made, and some of the guests bought along some food offerings as well.

    I started the Chacoal BBQ and cooked the seafood, while local men watched on with beer in hand. A large mat was layed out, and all the food was placed in the center for a free for all to help themselves, and we all sat around the perimeter of the mat. This is where i struggle as i cannot sit comfortably on the floor, often getting into a kneeling position for comfort. After the food, the strings around the wrists happened. I did over look gifts, but at the time of my travels, Australia recently introduced a new 5 dollar note so i had a heap of them, and handed them out, saying to all that they are new and special to Australia. The night went well and from what i could see, all the guests liked me.

    The sleeping arrangements at the home was not good at all for my back problems, where myself and the TGF slept together on a mat directly on top of a tiled floor. The morning (before anyone woke up 5555) , i awake to a good feeling, to see the TGF smoking down below was rather nice 55555.

    We only visited for the one night and it was one of the high lights of my trip.

    What i did notice was that the TGF was keen to introduce me to the family the first trip to Thailand when i actually met the TGF. The second TGF, would not do this. She insisted she would introduce me the second time i went to Thailand for her. Another thing i noticed, was the difference in the class of people, First TGF, parents had a decent home.... Father ran a small minibus airport transfer buisness and also had a restaurant in BKK. The mother was a fit looking lady, and seemed to be always active doing something. The mother was 49 (just a few years older than me 5555) and the father 52 i think. BTW, the TGF was 26, not a BG but rather office worked. The second TGF's parents lived in a villiage in Surin. Poor poor poor and didnt work. Home was a wooden barn on a dirt floor. I had a great time there too but thats another story................................
    Bold move cooking for the family
    I think it's great and I am sure the mom and ladies got a kick out of it

    Thais can either be so picky about their food or eat anything in sight


    I didn't cook for everybody my 1st visit
    I did , however, have a flimsy plastic chair explode under my ass when about 20 of us were drinking
    And that provided laughs for about an hour 5555
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    Not when we first met but when my TGF's (non-live-in....she lived in BKK and me in Phuket) family came to visit me in my apartment in Kamala many years ago I decided to have an Aussie BBQ for them...king prawns on the BBQ followed by Aussie wagyu steaks with sausages and marinated lamb chops also all done on the BBQ , followed by a passionfruit and Kiwifruit Pavlova I baked using my former wife's recipe and to finish a cheese board....

    To their credit they ate the lot, even the lamb chops were decemated and drank several bottles of my best red wine...555

    I followed up next morning with scrambled eggs, bacon, fried tomato and leftover sausages with fresh baguettes...they hoovered that lot up as well...555

    The sleeping arrangements were a source of round and round conversation between me and the Joy at the time...I wanted to sleep on the sofa, give my bedroom to the parents, the spare double room also with ensuite to the sister, her husband and baby and have Joy sleep alone in my study on the fold out sofa...she wanted me to stay in my room with her, folks in the spare room, sister and family in the study...

    we ended up settling my way only with me sleeping with her in the study...as she rightly pointed out we had already slept together in their family house...

    But in the end the sister and family slept in the spare room, the folks in the study and me and Joy in my room...Daddy insisted, but I think Mummy secretly wanted my (bigger) room...555
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    Quote Originally Posted by bacwaan View Post
    Not when we first met but when my TGF's (non-live-in....she lived in BKK and me in Phuket) family came to visit me in my apartment in Kamala many years ago I decided to have an Aussie BBQ for them...king prawns on the BBQ followed by Aussie wagyu steaks with sausages and marinated lamb chops also all done on the BBQ , followed by a passionfruit and Kiwifruit Pavlova I baked using my former wife's recipe and to finish a cheese board....

    To their credit they ate the lot, even the lamb chops were decemated and drank several bottles of my best red wine...555

    I followed up next morning with scrambled eggs, bacon, fried tomato and leftover sausages with fresh baguettes...they hoovered that lot up as well...555

    The sleeping arrangements were a source of round and round conversation between me and the Joy at the time...I wanted to sleep on the sofa, give my bedroom to the parents, the spare double room also with ensuite to the sister, her husband and baby and have Joy sleep alone in my study on the fold out sofa...she wanted me to stay in my room with her, folks in the spare room, sister and family in the study...

    we ended up settling my way only with me sleeping with her in the study...as she rightly pointed out we had already slept together in their family house...

    But in the end the sister and family slept in the spare room, the folks in the study and me and Joy in my room...Daddy insisted, but I think Mummy secretly wanted my (bigger) room...555
    That sounds like musical beds. Did everyone eventually wind up sleeping with whom they were supposed to? 5555
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    ^ Yep....but I always did have a crush on Joy's sister....555
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