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    You know you've been in Thailand too long when

    You know you've been in Thailand too long when????????

    You think white wine goes well with Som Tam.
    You put salt and chilli on your fruit.
    You think a calendar more useful than a watch
    Someone tells you that watching Thai politics is like watching two chameleons making love and you understand the analogy


    Others?????
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    The foot prints on your toilet seat are your own.....
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    Mop up the left over gravey on your plate with 'sticky rice'
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    You believe Yaa Dong it truly medicinal and most efficacious in every way.
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    When you drive along the wrong side of the road at warp speed and expect the traffic to give way.
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    When any food with less than 4 table spoons of chili is Mai phet!
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    When you always drink beer with ice....
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    When you start to understand what the Inlaws are saying....
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    When your having a conversation and your going er er err er......
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    Quote Originally Posted by G4orce View Post
    When you start to understand what the Inlaws are saying....
    And you agree that sending back half your wage is the right thing to do.....
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    When you say "Nah?"after everything, like when at the supermarket checkout, or with people at work.
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    And where the hell was Biggles.....?....when you needed him last Saturday....?

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    When your girlfriend sends you upcountry when her sponsor comes to town ....

    When you fall asleep in a bar and no-one tries to pick-your-pockets because they assume your broke ...

    When you have started naming the Geckos in your room ...
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    When thongs and a push bike helmet and no gloves is a acceptable risk 3 up down the Sukumvit at 100 plus Kph..

    When you go 35bt is pang for a bottle of beer because at the other roadside hut bar its 33bt and you will walk the extra 10 mins in the hot sun to get the discount.
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    When you think the service is poor - at a bar, restaurant or shop - if you have been seeking assistance for more than 10 seconds ....
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    When you walk past a bar and they stop saying hunsum maaan and the tailors stop noticing you.
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    Whilst driving in your home country you don't stop at zebra crossings.

    You flash your lights and start driving on the wrong side of the road.

    Learn how to ride a Honda Wave with TW and 3 kids on board.
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    When you say to your TG "you tink to mut"...
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    When you say I know we can not possibly go out then because your Thai soap is on at that time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wabbits View Post
    When your having a conversation and your going er er err er......
    I did that out loud once (Absently) while two TG were chatting away next to me in a bar and they thought I didn't understand Thai, you could almost hear the scream of brakes as the conversation came to a halt...555
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    And where the hell was Biggles.....?....when you needed him last Saturday....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Changone View Post
    I did that out loud once (Absently) while two TG were chatting away next to me in a bar and they thought I didn't understand Thai, you could almost hear the scream of brakes as the conversation came to a halt...555
    Or you say something well rehearsed that they don't expect you to know then profess you know no Thai.55555
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