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    Why is it that....

    Apologies if this has been covered before, but my limited search skills couldn't find a thread.

    But why is it that;

    Why do they continue wave a hand signal that means go away as they try to get you to come to them.

    Why is the food as good as any you have eaten even when you are sat on garden furniture and eating it off plastic plates.

    Why does your last starter. The one you had forgotten you had ordered, come after you have finished your main course.

    Why if you always pronounce an R as an L, why don't you reverse the pronunciation for perfect English.

    And on and on......

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    Yes... my garlic bread came after my dessert last trip...
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    and..

    why is a phone call more important than your own safety when driving or riding?

    why is a guy in a frock often more sexy than a girl?

    why is nearly every elected govt thrown out by force?

    = backward 555
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    Why do we keep going back 555
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tingtong View Post
    Why do we keep going back 555
    Stockholm syndrome... 55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tingtong View Post
    Why do we keep going back 555
    Because it is different
    All these oddities is the attraction..... even the garlic bread after dessert


    One time in Krabi they brought me the wrong drink 3 times. After the 3 rd time my wife and I were rolling on the ground laughing.
    I promised I'd buy the whole bar a drink of they'd just stop trying to make the drink they'd obviously didn't know how go make 555

    It was vodka/cranberry I asked for

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    ^I bet they played Zombie on the sound system at the same time as well... 55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    Yes... my garlic bread came after my dessert last trip...
    Because they're too xenophobic to care about any other cultures eating habits. Thai food is their universe. Buncha food snobs. Thais should not be allowed to cook anything but Thai..
    I just girl in bar. Buy me one dink?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tingtong View Post
    Why do we keep going back 555

    Because we're naughty little boys :-)
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    I like this thread. It's very open ended.

    Why is it that your mama so stupid she went to a dentist to get a bluetooth?
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    Why do they use a hand to cover their mouth to pick or clean their teeth but openly pick their nose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by justcruzing1 View Post
    Why do they use a hand to cover their mouth to pick or clean their teeth but openly pick their nose?
    I have been saying to Dao for years now did you pick a winner?? She smiles every time and I just asked her after you posted this does she know what it means. Nope ...........Why do they smile and nod when they really do not understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jontymate View Post
    .Why do they smile and nod when they really do not understand.
    think i know farangs who do that too....maybe even on here 555
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    Quote Originally Posted by justcruzing1 View Post
    Why do they use a hand to cover their mouth to pick or clean their teeth but openly pick their nose?
    I haven't noticed this before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacon View Post
    I haven't noticed this before.

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    I'm guessing feet slightly apart and one hand on the buttocks.....



    Unless you are going for the double ass scratch

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    Quote Originally Posted by justcruzing1 View Post
    Why do they use a hand to cover their mouth to pick or clean their teeth but openly pick their nose?
    Yeah this one makes me laugh.
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    Why does that big smile and sexy body attract us

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    Quote Originally Posted by OZZYGUY View Post
    Why does that big smile and sexy body attract us
    Bacause it's cheap and easy. Excuse the bluntness.
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    Why are all BG's partially blind? are there no eye doctors in LOS?

    Poor things see everyone as "handsome"
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    Why do Koreans abhor blowing their nose into a hankie in public... but then spit randomly in the street?
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