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    patts news

    My god now ive heard it all ,read the news from patts and phuket every night just to see what laughs i can get from some of the posters of comments on there quite funny actually ,anyway tonight some guy put a brass ring on his donga but had to go to hospital to get it cut off he couldnt give a reason why he did it and apparently even the hospital staff couldnt contain their laughter what next ?
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    Cock ring... 555. Better than a gerbil up ya bum.
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    I thought the gerbil up the bum was to get rid of all the worms up there. 555

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuzzy View Post
    Cock ring... 555. Better than a gerbil up ya bum.
    Cock Rings... One of the Fire Trucks at my Station was a Rescue Appliance and part of its inventory of Gear was a Bag that had the tools for removal of rings from peoples fingers , but occasionaly we would get called to The Hospital to remove a cock ring from some Devo's Knob.
    They would put the Ring on their pecker and when that cracked a fat it would become too swollen to get it off, and if it was left on they could loose their dick. One of the tools was a small 'dremill " type cutter , scared the fuck out of the already extremely embarrassed dude, but they were relieved to get the ring off .
    Im sure it something they will only do once.
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    Not sure where I heard this, but apparently every hospital has what they call an ass box. It's filled with stuff they've retrieved out of people's butts 55.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crispy View Post
    My god now ive heard it all ,read the news from patts and phuket every night just to see what laughs i can get from some of the posters of comments on there quite funny actually ,anyway tonight some guy put a brass ring on his donga but had to go to hospital to get it cut off he couldnt give a reason why he did it and apparently even the hospital staff couldnt contain their laughter what next ?
    My fav is the guy that stuck chop sticks up his urethra! Ouch! 555
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacon View Post
    Not sure where I heard this, but apparently every hospital has what they call an ass box. It's filled with stuff they've retrieved out of people's butts 55.
    The old Arse box aye, 555. Ive spoken to the Nurses at the Hospital and some of the stuff people put up their Bums is just weird . What makes a person wake up one day and say " You know what, Im going to stick my mobile up my arse today" 555
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tingtong View Post
    The old Arse box aye, 555. Ive spoken to the Nurses at the Hospital and some of the stuff people put up their Bums is just weird . What makes a person wake up one day and say " You know what, Im going to stick my mobile up my arse today" 555
    You put that thing on vibrate and have someone call ya.....

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    What is a cock ring for? Make the cock bigger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcTwoSix View Post
    You put that thing on vibrate and have someone call ya.....
    Yeah thats what I do 555

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    Quote Originally Posted by GGrass View Post
    What is a cock ring for? Make the cock bigger?
    555 it's used for a gay wedding.

    In the earlier days of mobiles I had a Nokia 3210 or similar. Stuck it in an LT's twat on vibrate. I kept redialling and it slipped out while we were walking down the road.

    Can't get the story straight.. slipped out somewhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuzzy View Post
    555 it's used for a gay wedding.

    In the earlier days of mobiles I had a Nokia 3210 or similar. Stuck it in an LT's twat on vibrate. I kept redialling and it slipped out while we were walking down the road.

    Can't get the story straight.. slipped out somewhere
    Cuzzy , you didnt happened to find a set of car keys as well when the phone fell out. 555
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    Quote Originally Posted by GGrass View Post
    What is a cock ring for? Make the cock bigger?
    I like to go out with Lady's with small hands to make my cock look bigger 55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tingtong View Post
    Cuzzy , you didnt happened to find a set of car keys as well when the phone fell out. 555
    yep, I did....and then we found the car and we all drove out....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bacwaan View Post
    yep, I did....and then we found the car and we all drove out....
    boom tish 55555
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuzzy View Post
    555 it's used for a gay wedding.

    In the earlier days of mobiles I had a Nokia 3210 or similar. Stuck it in an LT's twat on vibrate. I kept redialling and it slipped out while we were walking down the road.

    Can't get the story straight.. slipped out somewhere
    I'm trying to figure out what LT means...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GGrass View Post
    I'm trying to figure out what LT means...
    Long time.

    He's referring to a girl that stayed with him all night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacon View Post
    Long time.

    He's referring to a girl that stayed with him all night.
    A ha! LT. Right. Got it. Thank you very much.

    Now I'm not sure if he was joking when he said the cock ring was for gay wedding. For real??

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    Yah sure. Can I sell you a bridge in Manhattan? 555

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