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Thread: Wealthy 75-yr-old seeks fountain of youth

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    Wealthy 75-yr-old seeks fountain of youth

    Hoping to live longer, look young forever and enjoy his wealth, a 75-year-old billionaire has spent nearly Bt1 million on a visit to a private clinic in Luxembourg to undergo stem-cell therapy using cells from a black sheep's placenta to treat several degenerative conditions.

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    ^He should try juicing instead... 555
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    ^He should try juicing instead... 555
    Juiced placenta?

    I enjoy my lamb but draw the line at offal.

    IMO he left his run too late, at 75 his body has already degenerated too far. Juicing may prolong life if wholly organic, and is preferable to life-prolonging drugs.
    Cheers, Rob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaptainrob View Post
    Juiced placenta?

    I enjoy my lamb but draw the line at offal.

    IMO he left his run too late, at 75 his body has already degenerated too far. Juicing may prolong life if wholly organic, and is preferable to life-prolonging drugs.
    Yeah, Yeah, we know.

    KR - there is many a good tune played on an old fiddle - it depends on how they pluck the strings ...

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    I remember in a recent 10 mile running race... my 39 yr old mate was overtaken 30 yards from the line by an 86 year old!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distantpeak View Post
    I remember in a recent 10 mile running race... my 39 yr old mate was overtaken 30 yards from the line by an 86 year old!
    86? ... that's impressive! Jo always points out the 50+ y/o presenter on Thai TV who doesn't look a day over 20 ... she's still trying to get me just to look 50, again!
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    Cheers, Rob.
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    ^I only knew he was 86 because I was watching from the race finish as I'd already finished (Thank God!) and saw my mate coming in... and then the finish announcer announced over the tannoy that the oldest competitor was finishing... as he strode past my mate, flinging his zimmer frame aside... and sprinted for the line... 555

    OK, the zimmer part is made up.. 555
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