Had this Joe Blake turn up a few weeks ago.Nomad;268360 said:Did you have to say that? Hate to think how many snakes were unsettled.
Dao......Is this dangerous s'nake or squash one s'nake?
It's python a constricting one Dao jai.
Dao... okay you kill it.. might eat the my dog so I eat it. No honey I'm not killing the snake. The dog it too big for it. Off in a huff she goes and returns with a long handle shovel.
Dao ....You look like same pu$$y man ....I kill it. It will still bite you honey and it will hurt and you will need to go to the hospital. I've had lots of beers and will not drive you.
Dao.... I'm thai farmer girl.... I can do it no probrem. With a look and a scoff of silly farang.
It strikes at her shovel as she approaches. She retreats and so does the snake.
Dao ... The dog lives inside now. I burst out laughing... why you laugh at me ( angry face)