Oh , sorry if Im puud maak ...Reminds me of my friend Terry.
His wife was sick of him not doing jobs around the house, he was sick of the wife not putting out.
So they done a deal, if he did work around the house she would put out.
Should see his garden now....looks so good and all the odd jobs have been done and they now have a better relationship.
I asked him how the deal was going, he told me she kept her word but he was worried he was running out of things to do around the home.....55
An old English bloke used to drink at the Aussie Bar in Patong , dunno where he is now but he was here 20 years when I arrived , and I saw him listening intently when I said to a mate across the bar how I was in the dog house with my new Thai Lady ( iirc #5 ) , and she just wasnt speaking to me at all , and I didnt know why ...
He said , "Im sorry to interrupt , but if I were you I wouldnt give it no mind."
We asked him why and he said , "Ah Well ... they do this , the Thai women ...Ive been wif my Thai wife going on 16 yer ( year ) , an in Yer Two she done it . 9 monfs she didnt speak a word ...Oh , my lord ... not a word ... 'Course , I asked her many times what was up , but she would just shrug. Nuffing I could do ..."
" She still put out but ..."
By now 4 of us were listening and we all chuckled or guffawed.
"Yes , she'd grab a holder me and away we'd go , but she still didnt talk"
"Oh grunt and everfing , but wouldnt speak after or before or during eeva."
The blokes are nodding and thinking , and I cant contain myself and say , "So she did this for NINE MONTHS ? Really ?"
"Oh yeh " , he says .
"She still cooked , and very well at that , they ALL do ... cleaned 'n did the clothes , everyfink lie that , just no talk talk so to speak .. or not , heh heh."
"So what brought her round after 9 months?"
"Well , funny that , I dont rightly know. One day she just started up again , an I got such a surprise. I'd gotten quite used to livin by meself. Wif er like , but by meself , but she come good again an it took a bit of gettin used to like ... but we've been togever near on 17 yers ..."
"Like I say , just leave it , they come around ... eventually like ."
I thought 'fcuk that '. Im here to have a good time , and if I got a silent bitch in the loom , its time to get a happy one in the loom.
I went home with food ( that usually worked) and no response... rolled her over in the night and she was fine.
The next day , on the phone to family , hangs up all glum , wont speak.
The next day , same same in the morning.
So when she went to Jungceylon ( the big mall ) I packed up all her stuff ( even her toothbrush 555 ) into her many fake YSL bags and had them waiting and stacked in the hall.
She came in. Frowned , and said "Khun Dee , that is all my bag there!"
I said , "Yes Tukky , you are leaving ..."
"But we muss talk ."
"NOW you want to talk? Sorry nah !"
"You put to me on the Soi??"
I said , "Nah , Khun Dee , jai Dee . I drive you to house the boss Champaine Bar ( sic) , you pretty young lady ,can work again ."
She tried to talk in the truck a few times , but now I was silent.
Never did see her again .
( I did this a coupla times again later with others ...I cant stand the silent treatment... its such a waste of a life ...555)