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MarcTwoSix

MarcTwoSix

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One thing I love about Thai girls is they can be brutally honest yet so funny when doing so

They have a good way of cutting you down to size

So I thought this would be a funny thread to share some of the zingers you have gotten from your TG or BG's

My favorite

I had a nice Calvin Klien Raincoat
I had it for a winter then the 2nd winter came around
I put it on as we were heading out
Ao says "ooh, that fit you now"
I said "what do you mean? It fit me last year"
She said "Yeah but you look a little bit like Santa Claus" 5555
 
wabbits

wabbits

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^^You should never wear red.555
I have told this but it is funny and worth retelling.....I am lying in bed and she puts her head in my lap and pushing down my stomach says...Oh there you are.555555
 
OZZYGUY

OZZYGUY

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Was having a massage in Patong

Time to roll over and girl says "you so small....falang always big"

So im thinking great thanks bitch...I didnt think it was that small...:grinner:

When the massage was finished she taps my tummy......So small very sexy not fat like other falang.....................55
 
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Ian Forbes

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OZZYGUY;393661 said:
Was having a massage in Patong

Time to roll over and girl says "you so small....falang always big"

So im thing great thanks bitch...I didnt think it was that small...:grinner:

When the massage was finished she taps my tummy......So small very sexy not fat like other falang.....................55
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Ah yes, the simple misunderstandings in life. A simple message taken entirely the wrong way. I've had a lot of those.

What is the old saying... Better to remain silent and appear a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. 5555
 
wabbits

wabbits

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How do you get to your sisters house....Motorbike taxi...
Nooo how do you get there which way?.... Dont know motorbike taxi do it..555555
 
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Ian Forbes

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wabbits;393837 said:
How do you get to your sisters house....Motorbike taxi...
Nooo how do you get there which way?.... Dont know motorbike taxi do it..555555
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The lack of many Thais not knowing how to read a simple map has sent me to some strange places. 5555
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Notorius

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Not Thai but still makes me laugh every time. On a stag trip in London me and my mate decided to go to a massage parkour. My mate is one of the most handsome guys I have ever met and he chose the ugliest girl. When I asked him why he said he wanted to give her a boost as she was probably never chosen. I wasn’t as altruistic and picked a Romanian stunner. About 20 mins in she asked was I nearly done as she wanted to finish because my chest was too hairy. Lubricated by about half a keg of beer I replied ‘I’d say your bloke is a hair trumpet playing big issue selling gorilla who never does anything to please you and to bang me to an inch of her life’. She smiled and said yeah ur right and gave me the best bang I had in a while. But never has anyone said my chest was too hairy. 556
 
Quarky

Quarky

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^Your mate was probably also thinking why you always choose the ugly ones... eye of the beholder and all that... 55
 
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Ian Forbes

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Distantpeak;394305 said:
^Your mate was probably also thinking why you always choose the ugly ones... eye of the beholder and all that... 55
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Maybe the handsome dude knows the homely ladies have to try harder to please a man, and have spent the time to understand what a man likes.

At a low end soapy massage parlour I've visited recently, I've sampled 3 different ladies. I enjoyed them all, but each was different in her own way, and far better in bed than my present "girl friend" who is all about herself without once thinking of me.
 
Nomad

Nomad

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This one was a reverse Zinger.
Pre Covid, we are in Thailand every few months, so CJ is able to bring back the various necessities until the next visit. CJ was complaining yesterday that the white powder (talcum powder!!!) in Melbourne is not as soft as in Thailand. She then reads the label to find out that the powder bought in Australia is made in Thailand!
 
1080

1080

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Nomad said:
This one was a reverse Zinger.
Pre Covid, we are in Thailand every few months, so CJ is able to bring back the various necessities until the next visit. CJ was complaining yesterday that the white powder (talcum powder!!!) in Melbourne is not as soft as in Thailand. She then reads the label to find out that the powder bought in Australia is made in Thailand!
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Even when the country is bleeding they still have no idea. Johnsons talc is my go to brand.
Thais are not very smart, just my observation.
 
do ron

do ron

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When Ms Do Ron had a dose of flu a while back , id come home from work and she'd still be in bed .

I'd ask " how are you feeling today ?" . To which she'd reply " I feel suffering whole body "

Ah bless

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OzzyDamo

OzzyDamo

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do ron said:
When Ms Do Ron had a dose of flu a while back , id come home from work and she'd still be in bed .

I'd ask " how are you feeling today ?" . To which she'd reply " I feel suffering whole body "

Ah bless

🤒
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meaning doghouse for you no doubt.
 
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